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Looks like you just got a shave though. What did you come in for?

Uh, yeah, well, uh, I've got a date later tonight and I was, uh, hoping you could do some work at some place else?

Yeah, like your ass?

Uh, no, more like, um, right here.

Ah, okay. Good night, Barber. It's full service here.