CharlieBrownOz

I keep my balls shaved, they look and feel better that way. I shaved all my pubes a few times, all men should try it at least once. It looks and feels good. Maybe it's just my imagination, but I think they're more sensitive when they're shaved. I really love it when my wife plays with them and I usually tug on them myself when I'm giving myself a hand job.

I also make sure the base of my cock is shaved. Yes, there are usually a few stray hairs growing on my shaft and they have to go. But my wife prefers (at least some) hair, so I keep everything above my cock neatly trimmed. She's happy, I'm happy, best of both worlds!

Someone asked me how big my balls are since I had trouble getting one of my over-the-balls cock rings on. I don't know, I always thought they were 'average' sized. But after watching many movies on XHamster, I really think they're bigger than average. Actually they're about the size and shape of medium sized eggs. Cupping them in my hand is about the same as holding a baseball.

I find it interesting that as a young man they were always painful to touch and would never let my wife touch them. As I've gotten older that's changed for the good. Now I really enjoy it when my wife plays with them, massages them, sucks on them, etc. I even enjoy squeezing them myself during my self-pleasure sessions.

My cock? That's a different story. I'm average (in length anyway), just about exactly 6". Sometimes I wish it was bigger (don't we all?), but actually it's a good size for good blow jobs and anal. I'm not into choking people or 'ripping someone a new ass'. But I think it is a little thicker than many, I can't pass the toilet paper tube test. I can't put my cock in a toilet paper tube, it's too big to fit. I never measured it's girth, but the tubes are 1 1/2", so I'm guessing I'm about 1 3/4". <update> Yep, 1 3/4" diameter. I have a 1 3/4" cock ring and it fits snugly, so a good solid 1 3/4" it is.

I found a great website if you're into sexy men's swimwear, or maybe I should say sexwear! Plus they have cock rings and cages. What makes this site different? They have models wear the goods, and they don't censor things like most sales sites. You want to see what a cock ring looks like on a cock? No problem. You want to see what a cock looks like through crotchless swimwear? No problem. You get the idea. Check them out: http://www.koalaswim.com/ <update> looks like xhamsterblocked the link. It's koalaswim dot com. Here's a great example : koalaswim dot com/Designer-Series-Triple-Accent-Cock-Ring_p_125.html

Lots of 'poor' votes lately. No cum shot? Poor vote. I cum here to watch porno and see cum shots. I'm tired of these damn commercial videos that are teasers to attract you to their web site. Sorry, I'm NOT going to pay you when there is so much good quality FREE stuff available. If your video doesn't include a cum shot it's an automatic poor rating and I move on.

I'm looking for several videos I can't find. If anyone knows where I can find them, let me know.

(I found the first two and deleted the information.)

The third one (if my memory serves me) was an Asian 'ceremony'. It seems 4-5 couples were getting married and the grooms Mothers all drank their sons cum before the wedding.

The fourth one was a man in a suit getting a great blowjob from his wife after he returned home from work.

The last one involves a man cleaning his shower while wearing several cock rings. His girlfriend walks in on him, and as they say, the rest is history.

Did I mention 69 is divine? I'll take a good 69 session over 'straight' sex any day - as long as we both go to completion. I can hold off till you cum, then I'll fill your mouth. How about a deep cummy kiss? 69 is divine! And yes, I like giving oral, and I enjoy eating my cream pie, but I won't eat yours. Sorry. BTW, a woman should always swallow - unless she's using her tongue to push his cum back into his own mouth in a deep cummy kiss. That's always an acceptable alternative.

Can anyone tell me what the fascination is with jacking off and cumming on a woman's face? If she's giving you a blowjob, great, let her do the work and fill her mouth with cum. That is the idea, isn't it? And if she wants to watch you jack off, fine, jack off for her. And if she wants to swallow your cum, fine, shoot you hot cum in her mouth and let her swallow it. But just jack off and plaster her face? What's the point? If you're going to jack off and 'waste' your cum, why on her face? Might as well shoot that load on the ground or in the toilet. What's the point of cumming on her face? <rant over>

OK, new rant.... some of my dislikes. Number one - Twerking! I don't know what it is, and I know a lot of guys like it, but I can't stand watching a girl twerk. Sorry, it just looks stupid.

Number 2 - Owning/controlling someone. I guess a lot of people are into that, but not me. People should be independent.

Number 3 - Pain. Again, it looks like a lot of people are into that, either giving or receiving. There's a fine line between pain and pleasure. A light spanking is fine, but whips? Paddles? Welts on the ass? NO! I guess I'm old school, but I think sex should be fun and pleasurable, not painful.

Number 4 - Incest. Wow, it looks like a lot of people are into that fantasy and/or reality, but to me that's just sick. Fucking your mother or father? Or son or daughter? Sorry, NO

Number 5 - 'Daddy'. Ugh. Really?

Sorry this got so long. If you're still reading, thanks for visiting and giving me your time. I guess one of these days I should go back through this and edit out some old stuff and make it shorter. Yeah.... one of these days!

The friend disclaimer
So everyone has a friend disclaimer. It's usually something like 'you have to do this and you can't do that or I won't accept friend requests from you'. Oh brother......

OK, maybe I just don't understand the concept of friend requests. Some people have thousands of friends. What's the point? I'm not looking to make friends, so I don't ask others. But if someone sends me a request I'll almost always accept. There are a few exceptions, while I have wide tastes and try not to be prejudiced against anyone or any class of people, some people are a little over the top for my liking and I might ignore them. I don't mean to be rude, but I don't want to be friends with, for example, someone who is a pedophile or a wife beater. Likewise if pissing on a woman's face is your claim to fame.... well, sorry, I can live without that.

That said.... I'll probably accept your friend request. BUT, I'm not big on being overly friendly and having extended discussions. Nothing personal, that's just who I am. I enjoy making original comments on videos and sometimes commenting on other's comments, but don't expect me to have an extended conversation or sext with you. Thanks for understanding.

By the way, if you haven't already noticed, I enjoy writing posts. Yes, they're short posts, not stories. and they are all true life experiences - no fantasies, no stories. I hope you enjoy them, and please leave me a comment.

I just added a new favorite - less than a minute long- but it's great. One of my fantasies I'll probably never get around to doing. The guy shoots his cum on his buddies cock then sucks it off. Dang that looks like fun. I'd LOVE to do that. Maybe someday.